I think it is fair to say that the hot and humid Virginia summers and chubby thighs don’t mix! In an effort to combat the Level 10 chafe, that was ruining my summer, I discovered baby powder. You see, baby powder can be a real life saver for anyone with thighs that touch! But there are rules for this life hack. 1. Never … Read More
Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Week
Have you ever had ” one of those days “, where you are on top of the world one minute… and then face down and confused the next? Like, when you were a kid and beat out all the other neighborhood punks in a bike race. Throwing your hands up in victory… only to go flying over the handle bars of … Read More
Bahahahah } The Truth!
I LOVED Every Bit of Teaching! I need to start writing down some of the comical moments that showed my students I was human and the ones that we will all remember for years to come.
One of those days!
Ever have one of those days…. The kind where you wake up behind! Today is “one of those for me! I consumed nearly a sleeve of girls scout thin mint cookies, was covered in my husbands coffee, then my coffee. To top it all I pulled my groin muscle doing my impression of an Olympic gymnast, contorting in ways I didn’t know I could, trying … Read More
Way too smart and a bit vindictive.
Sweet little Ava, is way too smart… and a bit vindictive. I mistakenly tried to study for school while the girls playepd. Within minutes of cracking my books, Ava starts hollering at Lilly(her big sister), about a toy. I play referee, make Ava apologize and distract her with a new toys. There, problem solved, I can go back to the … Read More
Poop and Soup
You have to be kidding me… if being a mom has taught me anything it is how to laugh in those moments where I could just cry. There I was cleaning up dinner when Oldest, Lilly declares ” I am full”. Bent over busy loading dishwasher I direct her to bring her dish to sink… instead, she brings the … Read More
Today, was an EPIC FAIL!!!
I wasn’t going to say anything about the job until I landed it…WELL that won’t be happening! So, let me share the events that led to me, BOMBING the interview for my dream job. A very lucrative job, I turned down 3 years ago … Because I didn’t want to relocate to D.C.????( Irony). Anxious, excited, nervous for the big interview, … Read More